PLAY TIME

Our first round of fixtures for the new season have been provisionally announced, and are as follows:

25^th April – Old Fallopians
We beat these last year which is a trend we are eminently capable of reversing.

8^th May – Central London
If their title is to be believed, and they can call upon the whole of central London, then we have no chance. Unless central London is in fact technically located somewhere in the Thames and their side consists of a few ferry captains, some poo and a Sainsbury’s trolley.

16^th May – Chats Palace
According to Wikipedia, ‘Chats’ was an affectionate term for headlice, although I think they take their name from a local community arts project.

22^nd May – Victoria Park Juniors
These beat us last year, largely due to one kid who looked remarkably like a large, stubble-ridden adult. It turns out he was.

4^th June – Tower Ravens
These also beat us last year, in the game that Nick Isaac mounted a Pit Bull Terrier.

12^th June – Vallance
We actually beat these in the league last year, before getting violated by them in the cup.

There are four more 2^nd phase league fixtures, plus potentially 5 cup games, all to be announced later.