tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-377705262024-03-13T22:15:00.381+00:00Woop...LFCC Midweek News<img src="http://www.netcomuk.co.uk/~einhorn/2003/images/lfcc_logo.gif">
News, reviews, updates and abuse for the London Fields midweek team.Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141170327296724128noreply@blogger.comBlogger70125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37770526.post-35782613444449724282008-07-17T22:51:00.007+01:002008-07-17T23:09:19.153+01:00New boys is not lookish so goodish<span style="font-size:85%;"><br />London Fields 158/5 defeated New Boys 154/4<br /><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >Part time hay slasher and pig farmer </span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >Yorta Ztu </span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >reports:</span><br /><p id="qdhz3" style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="font-size:85%;">I from Bulgaria just holiday one week to see cousin from uncle side (the one who run farm of spot pig in homeland) – Tyrone. He good man and respect big in home country cause has moustache (although extra bit on chin not so fashion hot). He tell me late I play cricket for team. He call me ringer. In Bulgaria this mean licky of poop part but he tell me no same here. I play not for time since 1987 after wood strike finished in Belarus and timber now can be used for to makest hit bat. I nervous.</span></p> <p id="qdhz6" style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Some men toss – I look away. New boy gets hits first and we to bowls balls. Some Englishes mens first bowls. Stefan look quick and I shitty to think to hits this speedy ball. 2 overs and new boys is hitting 16 runners. Also first is Dave – he makes 2 men go off field and Tyrone's friends to cheer him and slap bot. Also cousin is sending backs one of new boy and man in the lead of team, Will also does same. Much touching of hands and shoulders and some sneaky to bot. I is forced to throw some and cousin taked catch and new boy go back to. I having to turn much to stop mens touchy on bots.</span></p> <p id="qdhz9" style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="font-size:85%;">New boy Rafu getted 51 runners and he leave for bit. Some others 27 and 28 runners. 1 new boy score no runners and he looked like prize winning pig been fall down sick sick.</span></p> <p id="qdhz12" style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Some Tyrone friends saying it dark and hard to see balls. I shitty some more cause balls hard and maybe hurt best hay slashing arm if hits it. Mens Paul and Alex wear big cushion leg and glove and putting the fake pee pee in long pants then take bats (what a country that bats been made with no strikers for timber!) and seek to “keep heads down and play self in”. This from leads man Will. I thinking this a strange game and wishing instead for game of Kurtzen houster in barn.</span></p> <p id="qdhz15" style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Open mens good start and Paul score 28 runners but Alex friend leave field with 3 runners and cousin team looking not so good. Lead Will talk loud and runners much fast but he let downed by some mens in team. Man in jeans call self Jason smelling little like Papa's potato distil party drink in barn barrel. He look best cause has mens playing crickets on tshirt but this to fool team I think cause he leave field with 2 runners and leads man drop head. Rafu new boy bowl quick and I still shitty thinking I soon to batter for cousin team. Rafu speedy bowl and small tree three of them knock down and bowler man Dave coming back to side as well. Thens I have costume and walk to Leads man Will. He telling me much of Rafu new boy and say I must keep wicket. I tighten bot hole and copy friends in team I see from side. I have funs and hay arm stay safety. Then I feels dark belly cause lead man Will have small tree three of them knock down and leave field. </span></p> <p id="qdhz18" style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Speedy bowler man Stefan come to be with me but I feels not too good. He has the hit stick with pink holder rubber. In Bulgaria he feel fist and kick from mens cause they think he poop hole ringer for pink loving. I think maybe not his bat but friends bat cause he hit balls good and mens in new boys team runs but we don't and man behind small trees wave arm like brother Holga waved goodbye after shoulder injured in wheat machine. Much claps from Tyrone my cousin and friends. I think bests to keep speedy hard balls from hay arm and swings hit stick and balls is flying much far. I runners hard like lead Will man does but much often low waving man says to me ball gone and I to stop. Ball not gone cause it come back and new boys team dropping the head and saying the words used only in Bulgaria for mens to show love of wife, like shitty, and fucker. Then new friend Stefan hit balls to field and we runner and cheering from Tyrone and friends and we stop game and people touching shoulder and hand and bot but this time not mind cause have pee pee fake and they no touch there. Some mens say thank you for hitting balls far and tells me I score 49 runners not out but I confused cause had to leave fields. Lead mans Will say we winned 158 runners they only 154 or near.</span></p> <p id="qdhz21" style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Then cousin and friends take me to pub which again remind of Papa potato barrel smell and I not sure what happening when mens all to drinked cold pee pee with the bubble but I drinks some cause cousin tell me not so bad. I is drinking many and mens is telling stories from trip to country near home – Slovenia - where lead mans Will have bot slap from cousin and friend and they say he make sound like mens do with ladies in the warm area. I sees pink on his bag of padded hands and legs things and I think things much different in Lunden then Bulgaria. Much cousins friends slapping the back when leave but I protect hay arm and they say I good ringer and I is thinking this better than washing mud from pig bot back in homelend.</span></p>Tyronehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08891921782956983940noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37770526.post-62914461703458029522008-07-01T11:35:00.008+01:002008-07-02T11:23:28.798+01:00Is there a team the Fields can look to outscore? Quoth the Raven, 'Nevermore!'<span style="font-size:130%;"><br />Wednesday, June 25, 2008<br /></span><br />London Fields 151/3 lost to Tower Ravens 158/2 by 7 runs<br /><br /><span style=";font-family:Cambria;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-style: italic;">Paul ‘Everything in its right place’ Teasdale Reports:</span><br /></span><p><span style=";font-family:Cambria;font-size:100%;" >T<span style="font-size:100%;">hings didn’t get off to the smoothest of starts on Wednesday night for the first league game of the second league, in the second division of the mid week season as traffic and work commitments meant the club kit couldn’t be picked up by a nameless ‘Idioteque’ shirker giving captain Will ‘A Wolf at the Door’ Isaac the job of balancing about three bags, a set of stumps and 12 juggling monkeys on his bike and race from POPT to Vicky Park for a revised 6.45 start. In the interim, the Fielders already at the ground employed the unorthodox but oft employed warm-up routine of languidly smoking fags whilst watching the opposition, in this case Tower Ravens, bullseye the stumps from 30 yards. </span></span></p> <p><span style=";font-family:Cambria;font-size:100%;" >Reduced to 14 overs a side, and with the toss forfeited due to reasons explained above, the Ravens had no hesitation in batting first in the warm evening sunshine with the spooky psych-folk of Bat for Lashes reverberating around the park, probably sending the synesthetic Troy ‘The Tourist’ Utz into a benneton coloured, acid-trail filled hallucination. Opening for the Fields came specialist into the wind bowler Tyrone ‘Knives Out’ Graham who bowled a mix bag of fast, straight, decent stuff and… some other stuff. He did however clean bowl one of the Ravens’ openers with a ravishing beauty and was a bit unlucky with a couple of ‘close’ shouts of leg before. </span></p> <p><span style=";font-family:Cambria;font-size:100%;" >From the other end and utilizing both the wind and sun at his back Arthur ‘Treefingers’ Smart, bowled a disciplined length getting some tennis ball bounce that held the aggressive batsman Kev largely in check. With the Ravens’ batters less comfortable with the pace taken off the ball, Will replaced Ty with Dave ‘Nude’ Miller who bowled his flat darts, ironically, at a decent pace. Taz almost got an immediate breakthrough with a slashed drive just too high for Dave ‘True Love Waits’ Lane fielding at backward point.</span></p> <p><span style=";font-family:Cambria;font-size:100%;" >Still, the Raven’s were ticking at about 10 an over thanks largely to good running and the dispatchment of the bad ball to the boundary. On came True Love Waits as a like for like replacement for Treefingers who was unlucky not to get a wicket in his spell. Though he bowled with good flight, the Raven’s began chancing their collective arm and started targeting the tennis courts just behind the midwicket boundary. Troy fielding in the deep, did well to get to a swerving howitzer that he probably saw, heard and smelt but sadly, dropped.</span></p> <p><span style=";font-family:Cambria;font-size:100%;" >With Tower Ravens finishing on 156 from their allotted over’s with 2 of their batsmen reaching 50, the Fields were left needing roughly 11 an over from their 14. Openers Paul ‘Everything in its right place’ Teasdale and ‘True Love Waits’ needed to get off to a flyer and were going at a decent lick when in a moment of cricketing savagery that Paul Collingwood would have admired, Everything in its right place- who seems to have set himself the target of running out every member of the club this season-called True Love Waits through for an ambitious second leaving him well and truly ‘High and Dry’. Apart from this early aberration, the Fields chased pretty gamely going at about 9 on over off the first 10 with ‘One Shot’ Will employing his er, one shot to good effect. However, with run out specialist Teas retired on 50 and then Treefingers getting a textbook slow yorker early on, the remaining Field’s batsmen were left with quite a lot off not very many. The Fields never-say-die attitude meant lusty blows were struck but inevitably wickets tumbled with the pressure on; Taz’s 6 off the last ball leaving the Fields 7 short of the Raven’s score. </span></p> <p><span style=";font-family:Cambria;font-size:100%;" >Cue much soul searching, head scratching and later, chin stroking with this being the 6<sup>th</sup> midweek loss on the bounce, as some of the defeated players piled into Teas’ toy car, retreating to POTP to rehydrate and display an impressive interest in a range of conversational topics that they know almost nothing about from the merits of historical revisionism concerning the Anzac involvement in WW1 and its implications on the subsequent Ashes results, to how the hell electrons know whether they are a 1 or a 0.</span></p><span style=";font-family:Cambria;font-size:100%;" >Scorecard to follow...</span>Tyronehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08891921782956983940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37770526.post-82348679644419030112008-06-14T12:49:00.002+01:002008-06-14T12:52:01.946+01:00SCORECARD V GOODMAYESFields Batting<br /><br />R Friend bowled 0<br />R Astley lbw 8<br />Ben run out 0<br />W Issac not out 62<br />S Proud bowled 11<br />T Graham run out 2<br />Extras 34<br />Total 107<br /><br />Goodmayes Batting<br /><br />Saqib not out 39<br />Raja-Khan ct Issac bl Ty 0<br />Imran ct Friend bl Ben 16<br />Omar-Raja ct Friend bl Astley 47<br />Kamran not out 6<br />Exras 10 <br />Total 108<br /><br /><br />Fields bowling<br /><br />Tyrone 3 . 0 . 16 . 1<br />Ben 3 . 0 . 25 . 1<br />Will 2 . 0 . 27 . 0<br />Stefan 2.2 . 0 . 24 . 0<br />Robin A 1 . 0 . 8 . 1Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141170327296724128noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37770526.post-22781044824467422222008-06-14T12:45:00.003+01:002008-06-14T12:48:28.611+01:00FIELDS STRUGGLE ONStill no match report or scores from Birdcage, so here's the result from the following game:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">GRITTY FIELDS PUSH GOODMAYES TO THE DEATH</span><br /><br />Everyone involved in this valiant display can hold their head up high after a six man London Fields fought tooth and nail to win pride if not overall victory in a match which probably should have been called off. The recent foul weather was to be seen in abundance and despite entreaties to halve the match Goodmayes insisted on play. Unless the match was to be forfeited before a ball was bowled the Fields had to play. And at 6;40 play started in the most disastrous fashion. Absent men who'd not managed to get to the game meant steady starts were needed but Robin Friend, who'd had a good run with the bat, was bowled third ball. Then in the same opening over Ben, keen to get a run on the board set of on a suicidal run and was sent back but could not make his ground.<br /><br />If ever a captain's innings was needed it was now and Will Issac did not disappoint. The tidy bowling was fended of at one end by Robin Astley in reprise of his Slovenian Anchor role as Will set about anything loose and gained another mid week 50 retired, returning at the death to hit another twelve runs. Will made their fielders pay for dropping him with some clean hitting all over the park. In comparison the sluggish Robin was finally out plumb hitting across the line, which brought Stefan to the crease scoring 11. And with Ty (2) and the returning Will, the score was pushed up to 107 off 12 overs.<br /><br />In one of the middle overs a bizarre set of loose deliveries saw to full tosses end up at square leg! Unfortunately for the Fields the bowler did not return after an expensive effort.<br /><br />Confident of victory Goodmayes set about their task knowing that with effectively only four fielders to beat the work should not have been taxing. But oh how the Fields fought, harried and threw themselves at every shot. Will snaffled the sodden ball at mid off from Tyrone's first over and returning one for sixteen off three, Ty was the pick of the bowling. He also induced two edges and on another day could have had three wickets but with the rain slanting down the ball became a slippery bar of soap. Ben at the other end coaxed their dangerous number three to pull poorly and Robin Friend took the swirler. All the bowlers battled manfully to bowl to a Three/one field and Robin Friend was energetic behind the stumps but Goodmayes steadied their ship with a few boundaries. Will and Stefan then gave it all they had but It was impossible to defend the total even if ever fielder did the job of two men, and despite Robin Astley Taking a late wicket,<br />Goodmayes got to the finishing post with four balls to spare.<br />Who knows how the scorebook would have read had the team fielded eight men as committed to the cause as all the six that took partChrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141170327296724128noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37770526.post-11977617980470626862008-06-05T13:35:00.000+01:002008-06-05T13:36:13.268+01:00RESULTSWe've lost a few games recently. Reports to come once Birdcage sorts himself out.Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141170327296724128noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37770526.post-7342726337516842972008-05-29T21:28:00.006+01:002008-05-29T21:46:44.717+01:00FIELDS MAULED BY TIGERS<div style="text-align: left;"><pre style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:100%;" >London Fields 152/3 lost to Bengal Tigers 154/3 by 4 wickets</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">Yes it was an evening of tension, sporting endeavor and lung busting effort, </span><span style="font-family: arial;">galvanizing a<br />rapped audience into a frenzied throng of ear splitting cheers and </span><span style="font-family: arial;">groans of despair mournful<br />enough to wake the dead.</span></span><o:p></o:p></span></pre><pre style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">But while John terry was about to take his fateful penalty pratfall, another bunch of sportsmen<br />groaned their own laments of dissolution at a match witnessed by a bloke on a bike, a couple of<br />dogs (Canine variety) and oddly a fire engine. Still, the Fields toiled and burst their lungs in a vain,<br />but valiant mirroring of <st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on">Chelsea</st1:place></st1:city>’s defeat, not once begrudging the lack of Russian soldiers dressing<br />up as man utd fans on the sidelines.<o:p> </o:p></span></pre><pre style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Things Had Look oh so bright at the start of play, with a confident side engaged in some show<br />offish catching practice as the Tigers arrived. The Burly and tousle-haired captain duly won the<br />toss and appointed <a href="http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/1444/12546064451pt.jpg">John Avery</a> and <a href="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40435000/jpg/_40435347_grobbelaar270.jpg">Robin Friend</a> to lead the big game hunt. And how they set<br />about the wayward Tigers bowling! With great relish, boundaries and extras flowed like the beer<br />in a <st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on">Moscow</st1:place></st1:city> hostelry. With the score racing along and the batter’s flashing blades cutting a swathe,<br />the unthinkable happened when a shock on the money ball, was tickled to the keeper by Robin. His<br />sturdy effort cut short on 14. <a href="http://www.whufc.com/javaImages/47/26/0,,12562%7E3352135,00.jpg">Nick Isaac</a> strode out and in possibly his last ever mid week match<br />suddenly had to face markedly improved bowling. John forced the ball away beautifully and survived<br />a couple of lives to retire on 50. Chris joined Nick in a very sticky mid period as Tigers new boy<br />Darren almost cleaned him up. But Bravely Chris employed some Pietersonesque swats to the<br />boundary to get the scorecard ticking again. Nick was caught and <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38182000/jpg/_38182725_quinn_150.jpg"><st1:street st="on"><st1:address st="on">Dave Lane</st1:address></st1:street></a> added his valuable<br />18. <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/05/football_paul_gascoigne0s_career_in_pictures/img/1.jpg">Robin Astley</a> replaced Chris who’d been bowled and knocked the odd ball to fine leg The<br />Fields finished with 152 on the card. The innings rounded off nicely with an off driven four.<o:p></o:p></span></pre><pre style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">While not being complacent, the Fields felt confident as the opposition had only scored 70 odd in<br />previous games, as it turned out the Tiger was wounded but in no way finished off. They roared out<br />of the blocks as our heroes shipped runs in every corner of the park. <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42286000/jpg/_42286302_rio416pa.jpg">Will Issac</a> suffered a torrid<br />time, while <a href="http://www.ozfootball.net/ark/images/johnno.jpg">Tyrone Graham</a> fared better at the other end whilst first change bowler Robin tossed<br />up a mixed bag and lost his rag after seemingly harsh wide calls and a plumb L.B.W refusal. Ty’s<br />spell was over and still no wicket had been taken, the tigers on course with 95 scored after ten<br />overs. Birdcage finally made the breakthrough as he trapped the suspiciously good opening bat<br />in front. Bowling a clever mixed pace over things started to look up, but it was to no avail as another<br />big hitter smacked the ball around <st1:state st="on"><st1:place st="on">Victoria</st1:place></st1:state> park. Rallying his shell shocked troops <a href="http://www.virginmedia.com/images/brian-clough.jpg">Chris Skinner</a><br />took the ball and tried manfully to wrestle back the initiative but despite fine work from Nick, John<br />and<o:p></o:p></span></pre><pre style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Robin Friend behind the stumps, two run outs were all Chris was rewarded with. In total three<br />catches went down in murky light and the Tigers needed five from Chris’s last over. He made them<br />work for it but they crossed the line with two balls to spare.<o:p></o:p></span></pre><pre style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Truthfully, if the tigers had held on to their chances, they may well have been chasing a smaller<br />target. The evening was summed up eloquently by Robin Friend. ‘Aw man, losing SUCKS!’<o:p></o:p></span></pre><pre style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">NB. Special thanks to Chris and his Austrian keg and John Terry for cheering everyone up<br />afterwards,</span></pre></div>Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141170327296724128noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37770526.post-77448634391791438372008-05-22T23:08:00.001+01:002008-05-22T23:11:58.946+01:00LFCC V BENGAL TIGERS SCORECARDLondon Fields 152/3<br /><br /><pre><tt><tt>J Avery Retired 50<br />R Friend caught behind 14<br />N Issac caught 8<br />C Skinner bowled 18<br />D Lane not out 18<br />R Astley not out 15<br /><br />Extras 37</tt></tt></pre>Bengal Tigers 154/4<br /><br /><pre><tt><tt>W Issac 2-0-29-0<br />T Graham 4-0-24-0<br />R Astley 3-0-25-0<br />J Avery 4-0-31-1<br />C Skinner 3-0-26-0</tt></tt></pre>Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141170327296724128noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37770526.post-32645342165076965692008-05-09T19:10:00.002+01:002008-05-09T19:30:03.733+01:00MEEK MARTIANS FLATTER FIELDS<p class="MsoNormal"><st1:city st="on"><b style=""><span lang="EN-GB">London</span></b></st1:City><b style=""><span lang="EN-GB"> Fields 172/5 (16 overs) Beat <st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on">Norfolk</st1:place></st1:City> Martians 64/4 (9.3 overs)<o:p></o:p></span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB">In glorious conditions, perfect for cricket, (for once), London Fields beat Norfolk Martians after they quit midway through their innings.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB">Winning the toss for the first time since the Elizabethan era, Fields batted first and accumulated steadily, aided generously by a series of extra’s, overthrows and misfields. Openers <a href="http://www.liverpool.com/assets/_files/cached/img/320x240/oct_07/liv__1193125868_brian_harvey_big.jpg">Robin Friend</a> (38) and <a href="http://julieluongo.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/geri_halliwell_silver_slim_outfit.jpg">Paul Teasdale</a> (29) reached a fifty partnership with ease, mixing big hitting and more orthodox shots as they went.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><a href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/10/01-07/robbie-williams.jpg"><st1:street st="on"><st1:address st="on"><span lang="EN-GB">Dave Lane</span></st1:address></st1:Street></a><span lang="EN-GB"> briefly looked in good touch, but a mini collapse was prevented from being too troublesome by <a href="http://www.sporting-heroes.net/files_football/COLLYMORE_Stan_19970406_GH_R.jpg">Jason Lord</a> who stroked a mature 18. Things were brought to spectacular finish by Will Isaac (31*) and <a href="http://www.rba.gov.au/Museum/Displays/_Images/1920_1960/king_edward_VIII_big.jpg">Stefan Proud</a> (13*) who found the boundary regularly as the innings reached its climax. Extra’s narrowly missed out on a top score, accruing 35 runs. </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB">Fresh off the boat from <a href="http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/4/41/WizardOfOzTechnicolor.jpg">Uspidedownsville</a>, <a href="http://images.businessweek.com/ss/07/04/0426_dow/image/4_richard-nixon.jpg">Tyrone </a>(2.0.20.1) troubled the batsmen with his pace, whilst Stefan (3.0.22.0) teased them with his nagging line and length, Tyrone shattering one openers stumps. <a href="http://rmbr.nus.edu.sg/news/images/20060517-dodo_side_profile.jpg">Will Isaac</a> soon followed with another wicket before a spectacular run out from Paul Teasdale, with just one stump to aim at. <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40191000/jpg/_40191759_hussain_gi300x300.jpg">Chris</a> took a further wicket with his first ball, but play was halted due to the Martians declaration soon after.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB">Two wins out of two makes it a great start, and it was a joy playing in bright sunshine, but a disappointing finish given that almost everyone wanted to continue playing. Maybe if Norfolk Martians had brought their complete kit we could have done.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB">Scorecard Below…</span></p>Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141170327296724128noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37770526.post-50217111307056045802008-05-09T18:45:00.006+01:002008-05-09T19:10:09.239+01:00LFCC V NORFOLK MARTIANS SCORECARD<span style="font-weight: bold;">London Fields 172/5 (16 overs)</span><br /><br /><table str="" style="border-collapse: collapse; width: 193pt;" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="257"><col style="width: 75pt;" width="100"> <col style="width: 64pt;" width="85"> <col style="width: 54pt;" width="72"> <tbody><tr style="height: 18.75pt;" height="25"> <td class="xl24" style="height: 18.75pt; width: 75pt;" height="25" width="100">Name</td> <td class="xl24" style="width: 64pt;" width="85">How Out</td> <td class="xl24" style="width: 54pt;" width="72"> Runs</td> </tr> <tr style="height: 18.75pt;" height="25"> <td class="xl24" style="height: 18.75pt;" height="25">Robin F</td> <td class="xl24">B</td> <td class="xl24" num="" align="right">38</td> </tr> <tr style="height: 18.75pt;" height="25"> <td class="xl24" style="height: 18.75pt;" height="25">Paul Tea</td> <td class="xl24">B</td> <td class="xl24" num="" align="right">29</td> </tr> <tr style="height: 18.75pt;" height="25"> <td class="xl24" style="height: 18.75pt;" height="25">Jason L</td> <td class="xl24">B</td> <td class="xl24" num="" align="right">18</td> </tr> <tr style="height: 18.75pt;" height="25"> <td class="xl24" style="height: 18.75pt;" height="25">Dave L</td> <td class="xl24">B</td> <td class="xl24" num="" align="right">6</td> </tr> <tr style="height: 18.75pt;" height="25"> <td class="xl24" style="height: 18.75pt;" height="25">Will I</td> <td class="xl24">NO</td> <td class="xl24" num="" align="right">31</td> </tr> <tr style="height: 18.75pt;" height="25"> <td class="xl24" style="height: 18.75pt;" height="25">Chris S</td> <td class="xl24">B</td> <td class="xl24" num="" align="right">0</td> </tr> <tr style="height: 18.75pt;" height="25"> <td class="xl24" style="height: 18.75pt;" height="25">Stefan P</td> <td class="xl24">NO</td> <td class="xl24" num="" align="right">13</td> </tr> <tr style="height: 18.75pt;" height="25"> <td class="xl24" style="height: 18.75pt;" height="25">Tyrone G</td> <td class="xl24">Dnb</td> <td class="xl24"><br /></td> </tr> </tbody></table><br /> Extras 37<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">TOTAL 172/5</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Norfolk Martians 64/4 (9.3 overs)</span><br /><br /><table str="" style="border-collapse: collapse; width: 356pt;" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="475"><col style="width: 75pt;" width="100"> <col style="width: 64pt;" width="85"> <col style="width: 54pt;" width="72"> <col style="width: 57pt;" width="76"> <col style="width: 53pt;" span="2" width="71"> <tbody><tr style="height: 18.75pt;" height="25"> <td class="xl24" style="height: 18.75pt; width: 75pt;" height="25" width="100">Name</td> <td class="xl24" style="width: 64pt;" width="85">Overs</td> <td class="xl24" style="width: 54pt;" width="72">Maidens</td> <td class="xl24" style="width: 57pt;" width="76">Wickets</td> <td class="xl24" style="width: 53pt;" width="71">Runs</td> <td class="xl24" style="width: 53pt;" width="71">RPO</td> </tr> <tr style="height: 18.75pt;" height="25"> <td class="xl24" style="height: 18.75pt;" height="25">Tyrone G</td> <td class="xl24" num="" align="right">2</td> <td class="xl24" num="" align="right">0</td> <td class="xl24" num="" align="right">1</td> <td class="xl24" num="" align="right">20</td> <td class="xl25" num="" fmla="=E2/B2" align="right">10.0</td> </tr> <tr style="height: 18.75pt;" height="25"> <td class="xl24" style="height: 18.75pt;" height="25">Stefan P</td> <td class="xl24" num="" align="right">3</td> <td class="xl24" num="" align="right">0</td> <td class="xl24" num="" align="right">0</td> <td class="xl24" num="" align="right">22</td> <td class="xl25" num="7.333333333333333" fmla="=E3/B3" align="right">7.3</td> </tr> <tr style="height: 18.75pt;" height="25"> <td class="xl24" style="height: 18.75pt;" height="25">Will I</td> <td class="xl24" num="" align="right">3</td> <td class="xl24" num="" align="right">0</td> <td class="xl24" num="" align="right">1</td> <td class="xl24" num="" align="right">10</td> <td class="xl25" num="3.3333333333333335" fmla="=E4/B4" align="right">3.3</td> </tr> <tr style="height: 18.75pt;" height="25"> <td class="xl24" style="height: 18.75pt;" height="25">Chris S</td> <td class="xl24" num="" align="right">1.3</td> <td class="xl24" num="" align="right">0</td> <td class="xl24" num="" align="right">1</td> <td class="xl24" num="" align="right">7</td> <td class="xl25" num="5.3846153846153841" fmla="=E5/B5" align="right">5.4</td> </tr> </tbody></table><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">London Fields won by 108 runs<span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span>Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141170327296724128noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37770526.post-85970587877858937822008-05-02T11:44:00.003+01:002008-05-02T12:12:26.709+01:00ALMOST UNDER WATER, AND OVER THE MOON...<span style="font-weight:bold;">Old Fallopians 69 All Out</span><br />Stefan 3/27<br />Dave Lane 2 wickets, Taz 1<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">London Fields 72/3</span><br />Robin F 31 no<br />Chris 15 no<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">London Fields win by 4 wickets</span><br /><br />Robin Astley on our first match of the season:<br /><br />With a mixture of early season eagerness, tactical nous and sheer determination to play whatever the conditions, LFCC got their midweek campaign started in the best possible way. With A WIN!<br /><br />The visible panty line league was aptly monikered as the heavens opened and players wondered if they were here for cricket, rugby or a wet t-shirt competition. (Without the fringe benefits of <a href="http://www.netcomuk.co.uk/~einhorn/2007/images/girls.htm">lithe female bodies</a>.)<br /><br />Our illustrious captain true to form lost the toss and was invited to field in the ever deteriorating, inclement conditions. Down to six players things looked tricky. With the batsmen hitting cleanly, opening bowler <a href="http://www.wild-scotland.co.uk/cmsimages/Salmon%20jumping%20.%20Sept%2004%20003%20_239.jpg">Stefan </a>cleverly throttled back the pace and scoring was much more difficult. Late arrivals Taz and <a href="http://www.kahea.org/nwhi/images/baby_seal_2_smaller.jpg">Robin </a>bolstered the field and immediately Stefan struck. In total he took three wickets, one a crafty slow bowled Yorker,a la Harmison v Clarke circa 2005, removing danger man Freddie and setting up a hat trick ball with the next batsman caught plumb. With sterling support from Will at the other end, quickly the old Fallopian's batting had been removed, Midweek Virgins<a href="http://www.hat.net/album/north_america/usa/california/san_diego/07090037_big_cat_fish.jpg"> Dave Lane </a>and Robin F (behind the stumps) combined with on line bowling and tidy glove work for a stumping and Taz ripped them in from the other end, bowling a fallopian with a slider. Modest as ever, Taz credited the pitch. <br /><br />By now every member of the team was soaked to the bone but <a href="http://images.livescience.com/images/071008-walrus-04.jpg">Chris </a>marshaled his troops and the pressure was ratcheted up on the Fallopian’s. <a href="http://www.montereybay.com/creagrus/PenguinJck-Jul05CT-vertwl-w.jpg">Taz</a> and wickey Robin F got a smart run out and then Skipper Chris took a high swirling catch to finish things off. <br /><br />Set 70 on the nose to win should present no problems even in fourteen over cricket but with every fibre of the batsmen drenched, the fields still had to apply themselves. Johnny come lately Robin A opened the chase with <a href="http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/NYG/78027~Great-White-Shark-Posters.jpg">Will </a>and was lucky to survive a good LBW shout first ball. With a mixture of runs and byes a twenty odd partnership was added until Robin (9) was bowled trying to sweep Fallopian’s South African spinner.<br /><br />Soon Will followed for 7 but had been in good touch, unluckily hitting the cover fielder with crisp drives. VPCCL debutant <a href="http://www.sandyart.com/Clown_Fish_.jpg">Robin F</a> then made a mockery of the condition with an outstanding 31 not out in partnership with <a href="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a310/lemon_twist/Doodles/dogfacepuffer4.jpg">Nick Isaac</a> (3) and a bullish 15 from captain Chris. <br /><br />With only two boundaries in the innings due to the Somme like outfield, sharp running for twos and threes were the signature of a fine win in ridiculous weather, this match was even wetter than the league triumph over Coach and Horses at Springfield park last year. The total was reached with two overs to spare for the loss of three wickets.<br /><br />It’s worth noting that despite the atrocious weather both captains wanted to play and never was a grumble heard, only light-hearted banter from the superbly sporting Fallopian’s. Finally a great tradition of mid week cricket was upheld with the silly hat award going to Robin F’s flat cap and jumper combo. Well done everyone. <br /><br />See you next week!Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141170327296724128noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37770526.post-69645440397711483392008-04-30T16:34:00.003+01:002008-04-30T16:35:59.957+01:00RESULT!London Fields win their 1st game of the season, against Old Fallopians, played almost entirely in torrential rain. More to follow soon...Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141170327296724128noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37770526.post-10145039468709575092008-04-28T20:41:00.002+01:002008-04-28T20:42:29.572+01:00CUP DRAWWe have been drawn against Norfolk and Chance in Round 1 of the cup, on 16th June. Full draw <a href="http://vpccl.co.uk/fixtures+results/2008/cupfixtures.html">here</a>Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141170327296724128noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37770526.post-7974148704205214152008-04-17T12:11:00.006+01:002008-04-17T12:21:05.572+01:00WANTED - WEALTHY BENEFACTOR FOR 16 OVER MATCHI would like to officially announce my intention for London Fields (midweek) Cricket Club to take on any team from around the world in a winner takes 60%, multimillion pound cricket challenge. <br /><br />More exciting than Twenty 20, we only play 16 overs a side and already have a franchise in place. If the money's right, we'll travel anywhere, we'll even bring a crate of beer and dance the East London Haka.<br /><br />Stanford? Modi? Clarke? Dev? Branson? Murdoch? Get in touch, lay down the money and bring it on!<br /><br /><br /><br />Hey, we could even make it available live on terrestrial TV. Oh, and we're quite good at bus cricket too if that helps market the event.Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141170327296724128noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37770526.post-69777463440811032322008-04-12T11:07:00.003+01:002008-04-12T11:09:52.884+01:00BORED?Is waiting for the season to start more irritating than the IPL? More spirit draining than, er, a London Fields player with a bottle of scotch? Rescue from your bordeom can be found on the below-left. Some good blogs to keep you reading about cricket, until we finally get to play in a few weeks.Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141170327296724128noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37770526.post-22904086248313181052008-03-25T16:14:00.003+00:002008-03-25T16:59:22.308+00:00PROVISIONAL FIXTURES 2008It looks like we'l be meeting a mix of old rivals and new unknowns in the first part of this season; we play Victoria Park Juniors who we've never beat, Pacific who we have a 50/50 record against, and Old Fallopians who we've never lost to. <br /><br />Adding an exotic feel, we also play a team of Martians, some Tigers and, er, Goodmayes.<br /><br />More info on the <a href="http://vpccl.co.uk">VPCCL </a>site.<br /><br />Provisional 1st leg of fixtures:<br /><br />29-Apr-08 Old Fallopians<br />7-May-08 Norfolk & Chance Martians<br />21-May-08 Bengal Tigers<br />28-May-08 Victoria Park Juniors<br />3-Jun-08 Goodmayes<br />9-Jun-08 PacificChrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141170327296724128noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37770526.post-20734439909347151362008-03-17T16:52:00.002+00:002008-03-17T16:55:11.296+00:00AGM OUTCOMEAfter last years league AGM, lasting 6 days, this years was finished in just 90 minutes. The results of which can be seen <a href="http://vpccl.co.uk/news/2008/agmminutes.html">here</a><br /><br />In other news, London Fields CC play in a Saturday league, the North East London Cricket League, that now has a new <a href="http://nelcl.com">website</a>.Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141170327296724128noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37770526.post-17669433443169341852008-02-09T17:30:00.000+00:002008-02-10T17:28:52.478+00:002008! WE'RE BACK!Following our AGM, we are unanimously back in for the 2008 season of the VPCCL, which we expect will start late April. We'll probably find out more at the AGM, announced on the <a href="http://vpccl.co.uk">VPCCL </a>site.<br /><br />The club are now netting every Sunday morning to top up on the extended fitness regimes of the winter, which has seen members lifting weights, practising martial arts and telling fibs.<br /><br />Go to the club <a href="http://londonfields.net">site</a> for more info and contact details.Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141170327296724128noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37770526.post-48427100476190331302008-01-08T17:56:00.000+00:002008-01-08T17:57:25.731+00:00TOUR '08It's never to early to plan a good piss up...<br /><br />We're going back to Slovenia in September:<br /><br />http://www.netcomuk.co.uk/~einhorn/2008/tour.htmChrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141170327296724128noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37770526.post-64328891243329974442007-12-21T10:34:00.000+00:002007-12-21T10:37:01.500+00:00CAPTAIN MARVELLOUSYour captain is a warrior...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/fight5" style="display: block; background: url(http://assets.justsayhi.com/badges/326/599/fight5.9rcee8v8qv.jpg) no-repeat; width: 296px; height: 84px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 42px; color: #fff; text-decoration: none; text-align: center; padding-top: 145px;">26</a>Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141170327296724128noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37770526.post-45401486216146454122007-11-19T20:37:00.000+00:002007-11-19T20:46:14.392+00:00RANDOM STATS # 3MOST NOT OUTS...<br /><br />RUBY QUINCE WITH … 3!<br /><br /><a href="http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/20303.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px;" src="http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/20303.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />(one to every two items of headwear, also a record)Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141170327296724128noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37770526.post-69840751708821830282007-11-08T10:39:00.000+00:002007-11-08T10:40:40.532+00:00TOUR WIKICan you remember what happened last summer?<br /><br />Our first ever wholly interactive match report:<br /><br />http://slovenia.wikispaces.com/<br /><br />Rules: No lies, no swearing.Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141170327296724128noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37770526.post-79426908772707000092007-11-06T17:36:00.000+00:002007-11-06T17:41:39.800+00:00SHINYIt was the LFCC AGM on Saturday, before that I took a trip to visit league president Burt, along with Typhoon...<br /><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_W9s9SNnFLXs/RzCmuZi4NZI/AAAAAAAAACA/QwZaRaY4gRc/s1600-h/burttrophy.JPG"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_W9s9SNnFLXs/RzCmuZi4NZI/AAAAAAAAACA/QwZaRaY4gRc/s320/burttrophy.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5129783291636364690" /></a><br /><br />As you can see, I am pretty happy, and I don't think Burt is unhappy. All in all, this is a nice moment. <br />(Ty took the pic)<br /><br />More from the AGM soon, but to conclude - we plan to be back for more next season. Woop!Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141170327296724128noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37770526.post-36255580932407183312007-10-22T20:19:00.000+01:002007-10-22T20:33:16.974+01:00RANDOM STATS # 2Most times someone said '<span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;">COME ON</span> ASTLEY!</span>'<br /><br />14 - Robin Astley<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_W9s9SNnFLXs/Rxz6GW4HdYI/AAAAAAAAAB4/wC2Pirh2F-o/s1600-h/robin.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_W9s9SNnFLXs/Rxz6GW4HdYI/AAAAAAAAAB4/wC2Pirh2F-o/s200/robin.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5124245463167890818" border="0" /></a><br />Most frequently snarled after bowling 4 excellent dot balls only to be hoiked away for a six next delivery.<br /><br />And he's so calm off the pitch!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />NB. This is only 3 below last seasons record.Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141170327296724128noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37770526.post-1950548214978983382007-10-09T20:01:00.000+01:002007-10-10T11:18:30.305+01:00RANDOM STATS # 1I'll start with a nice one...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Best Bowling Performance:<br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_W9s9SNnFLXs/RwymyG4HdWI/AAAAAAAAABo/r2eAXcNc60s/s1600-h/n567341479_298338_850.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_W9s9SNnFLXs/RwymyG4HdWI/AAAAAAAAABo/r2eAXcNc60s/s200/n567341479_298338_850.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5119650256183063906" /></a><br />Tyrone Graham V. Central London, 8/5/07...<br /><br /><br />4 overs, 5 wickets for 23.<br /><br /><br />Unplayable. The ball was moving more than his eyeballs on a Saturday night.Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141170327296724128noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37770526.post-80249742931739479352007-10-05T09:47:00.000+01:002007-10-05T09:53:04.860+01:00COUNTING THE DAYSI'm starting to remember why I hate autumn and winter. There really is nothing to do except hope Spurs recover/collapse (depending on your footballing persuasion), watch poorly scheduled games of cricket half way around the world, and actually get some work done.<br /><br />I was asked to send some stats in to the league as they are compiling a review or something, so I thought I'd use these for an occasional feature over these dull months. Keep your eyes open and relive some of the glorious, glamorous and totally shoddy moments of the last summer...Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141170327296724128noreply@blogger.com0